heyheyjuhkay: I text you and you text me right back; I call you and you don’t answer. What the hell.
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
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Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was... →
albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious, “Why do you want to look good?” it took me aback for a moment. “Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.” “That’s…
Always Injuring: Muggles are not able to REBLOG... →
the-nocturnal-fangirl: iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i…
You're not supposed to be in here: michaonthemoon:... →
jjuunniiee: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire...
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
m00dycat: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh my god
utopianthinker: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like and ‘dudeee’